Wednesday, April 08, 2009

Boobs, breasts, wangers and a samurai

Dear Blog,

I am a dead-beat dad. I have starved you of my time and attention of late. For this, i apologise. I have been spending more time in the kitchen, in bed, writing with ink on paper, pottering and buying a car.

I have starved you of my words, pictures and non-event events but i'll make it up to you.

See...

Last Friday was National Cleavage Day. To celebrate this important moment in our calendar, i went completely topless. My buoyant breasts were bouncing free and spurred on by a cool breeze in the spring sunshine.Despite keeping a blog, I sometimes don't reference myself very well. Therefore moments of contradiction and confusion are allowed. My love of cycling is still in-tact but my two wheeled bike now has a four wheeled brother. I'd say sister but the Suzuki Samurai is too rough and ready to be feminine.

He's fun to drive, was born in 1989 (and will soon be tax exempt), motions forward with a full four wheels, rattles, needs two new seats & a radio and together we'll explore & conquer Europe in the mild heat of June and July.

However, for the more immediate future, it's back to the bike. Neil arrives in Amsterdam tomorrow. After a steak dinner, a catch-up and a bottle or two of wine, it'll be 7 days and 350km of un-predictable Dutch weather. Stay tuned you.

In joy, your evening.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

looks a bit crazy ! a bit like yourself. take care, say hello to Neil and enjoy your week ! lots of love, mum. x x x

Anonymous said...

awesome....looks like something outof the a team!!!! keep us posted about the bike tour... say hello to burners for me too!!!

reshpek